Song lyrics
[Keyboard clicking]
Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table!
Mom: Alex!
Alex: Yeah, alright mom, I said I'm coming!
Alex: [Sniff] Gosh
[Verse 1:]
I work at home in my parent's basement
I don't troll, I make statements
I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice
[Pre-Chorus:]
It's not for me? It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
[Chorus:]
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
[Verse 2:]
Spectacles with no prescription
Short-shorts with conviction
Supreme palace, APC
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
I'm a London white boy repping ATL
Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress
[Pre-Chorus:]
It's not for me? It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
[Chorus:]
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
[Bridge:]
I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ Skream shit
I like Complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh shit
I'm a space ghost perpetrator
Bottom half of Idolator
Checked the Tyler the Creator
Blogospheric vindicator
ASAP, Kanye, XX remix
Mike Jones, Paul Wall, I need a Kleenex
I don't like girls much, they kinda silly
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy
[Chorus:]
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
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