Song lyrics
Jack Black: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it.
(shouts) Cage! Come here, I want you!
Kyle: What? What?? God! I'm sleeping, dude!
What are you talking about...
Jack: Oh my god.
Kyle: What?
Jack: I did it.
Kyle: What d'ya do?
Jack: I've done it. I fuckin' did it.
The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodelling, dude.
Oh my god, inward singing.
Kyle: What?
Jack: Check it out, it's an invention.
And it makes non-stop rocking possible.
(shouts) Think about it, man!
Rock singers are only rocking you half of the time!
The other time they're...they're...they're...they're breathing! In!
But not anymore, baby! hahahahaha!! Not with inward singing, check it out!
(Jack sings inwards, then outwards. while doing this, he sings:)
And then I start some lyrics and you can't believe I'm singing
And I'm never fucking stopping
And I'm always fucking singing
And now you know that I will never stop the fucking singing
I'm like a fucking one-man band
I'm like a fucking one-man band!
(Jack then starts talking again)
And I can sing like that all fucking night!
Kyle: ...Wow....It wasn't really non-stop though, there was a slight...
Jack: (shouts) Arrgh, shut up! It is non-stop!
And the other thing is, that when I'm fuckin' singing in,
it sounds even better!
Than when I'm singing out! Shut up! Fuck you! You fucking dick!
Always nay-saying...everything I create! You piece of shit!
YOU create something like inward singing! You fucking shit!
You fucking sit in your tower! Fucking nap...
Kyle: (laughing)
Jack: What's funny??.... You fucking bitch! Fucking...fuck you!
Fuckin'...cock ass!!
(Jack pauses for a minute to breathe)
Jack: You're fired from the band.
Kyle: Um, that won't be necessary, Jack.
Jack: Why?
Kyle: I'm quitting.
Jack: What?
Kyle: I quit.
Artist songs
-
Tribute
Tenacious D
-
Kielbasa
Tenacious D
-
Dio
Tenacious D
-
The Road
Tenacious D
-
Fuck Her Gently
Tenacious D
-
Cock Pushups
Tenacious D
-
Friendship
Tenacious D
-
Wonderboy
Tenacious D
-
Lee
Tenacious D
-
Hard Fucking
Tenacious D
-
One Note Song
Tenacious D
-
Kyle Quit The Band
Tenacious D
-
Karate Schnitzel
Tenacious D
-
Friendship Test
Tenacious D
-
Explosivo
Tenacious D
Related songs
-
Fantasy
Mariah Carey
-
Party Rock Anthem
LMFAO, GoonRock, Lauren Bennett
-
Sweeper
The Godfathers Of Deep House SA
-
Damn
Buju Banton
-
Old Me
5 Seconds of Summer
-
Girl I'm Gonna Miss You
Milli Vanilli
-
Touch My Body
Mariah Carey
-
When We Were Young
Adele
-
There She Goes
Taio Cruz, Pitbull
-
A Desert Born in Twilight
Brad Derrick
-
Sabela
M'Du
-
Don't Make Me Wait Too Long
Barry White
-
Blinding Lights
The Weeknd
-
I Want To Know What Love Is
Mariah Carey
-
New Killer Star
David Bowie