Salvador Buttersworth - Soaking Dry Beans

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Eggplant Lasagna

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Ex Calling

Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

Why Won't You Love Me

No Lie

Purple Reign

Mr. Wrong

Die For You

Nothing

Hey Kop

Sabela

Champion

Versace On The Floor

Nekkid

Blinding Lights

KING (Slowed + Reverb)