Salvador Buttersworth - Sharing Christmas in Vidalia With You Because I Love You

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Eggplant Lasagna

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Savaş (The War)

Versace On The Floor

Purple Reign

Why Won't You Love Me

No Lie

Easy On Me

KING (Slowed + Reverb)

Mr. Wrong

HYFR (Hell Ya Fucking Right)

Blinding Lights

Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

Nekkid

Sabela

Nothing

When We Were Young