Salvador Buttersworth - Selling Flowers in Miami on Christmas

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

Eggplant Lasagna

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

A Desert Born in Twilight

Why Won't You Love Me

Mr. Wrong

Purple Reign

Die For You

Blinding Lights

Sabela

Ngiyabonga Mama

No Lie

Savaş (The War)

When We Were Young

Hey Kop

Make It Easy

Girl I'm Gonna Miss You

Nekkid