Salvador Buttersworth - I'm Salvador Buttersworth and I'm the Best

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Eggplant Lasagna

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Chapter 2: Catharsis

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Purple Reign

Ex Calling

Champion

Sabela

Forever in Love

Easy On Me

Mr. Wrong

Why Won't You Love Me

Savaş (The War)

Ngiyabonga Mama

Runaway

Versace On The Floor

Make It Easy

Nekkid

A Desert Born in Twilight