Salvador Buttersworth - When This Album Comes out I Wish I Could See the Look on Hawthorne Bramblewood's Stupid Slack-Jawed Face

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Eggplant Lasagna

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Chapter 2: Catharsis

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Nekkid

Hey Kop

Easy On Me

Forever in Love

Champion

Savaş (The War)

Blinding Lights

Sabela

Purple Reign

No Lie

KING (Slowed + Reverb)

Nothing

Mr. Wrong

Die For You

Ex Calling