Doris Day - I Can Do Without You

I Can Do Without You
Doris Day
01:46
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Song lyrics

[Doris:]
In the Summer you're the Winter
In the finger you're the splinter
In the banquet you're the stew
Say, I could do without you

[Howard:]
In the garden you're the gopher
In the Levi's you're the loafer
Like an overturned canoe
Well, I could do without you

[Doris:]
You can go to Philadelphia
Take a hack to Hackensack
Hey, I'll never ring a bell fer yer
Or yell fer yer to come back

[Howard:]
In the question you're the why
In the ointment you're the fly

[Doris:]
Though I know some things are indefensible
Like a buck or two
If there's one thing I can do without
I can do without you

[Howard:]
In the barrel you're a pickle
In the goldmine you're a nickel
You're the tack inside my shoe
Yes, I can do without you

[Doris:]
In my bosom you're a dagger
You're a mangy carpetbagger
In the theatre you're the 'boo'
I can do without you

[Howard:]
You got charms, they ain't bewitchin' me
You've a face no one would paint

[Doris:]
I got the darndest itch in me
To be wherever you ain't

[Howard:]
In the bullfrog you're the croak

[Doris:]
In the forest, poison oak

[Howard:]
Though I know somethings are necessary
My half-pint buckaroo
If there's one thing I can do without
I can do without.....

[Doris:]
You're a knothead!

[Howard:]
You're a faker!

[Doris:]
You're a bonehead!

[Howard:]
Troublemaker!

[Both:]
I can do without you!


* – OST Calamity Jane (1953) (саундтрек к фильму "Джейн-катастрофа")